8/5/2005

Have you ever played broomball? BROOMBALL? I played it last night for the second time. Greatest thing ever. We have been lied to all this time... there is only one true sport, and it's name is broomball.

Next birthday, gather 50 of your closest friends and rent out your local hockey rink for some late night party broomball. (Official broomball has only 12 players, but the game is much more fun with 50 or 60.) They should have everything you need to play. (Sans a few brooms, but a few of you can switch off. A broomless player can still kick the ball like soccer.)

WARNING: Proper party broomball is played WITHOUT skates. You WILL eat ice.

But afterwards, you will weep with joy, and at the same time, weep with the bitter knowledge that so much of your life has been wasted not playing this game. But now you have been armed with knowledge! SO SALLY FORTH MY BROTHERS! SEIZE THE DAY!!! -Lars

PS: I am so very very tired... X^O...