March 8th, 2006
          Captain Jerkoff


KIDS: Never try to break a beer bottle on your head!
A beer bottle is actually stronger than the average human skull
and it REALLY HURTS.
Also, never fly drunk, even if you're in a plane.



     3/8/2006

Wow... I went to bed at 10pm last night. That's about five hours earlier than I usually go to sleep, but I was really tired. I think it really did me some good though, I felt refreshed and did some homework at 6am.

You know what sucks? Life without cable tv. I'm so dang miserable. I've still never even seen an episode of Robotboy, and you all know how much I love robots. And I can't see new Teen Titans or like... new other shows. I think there's a new episode of SpongeBob where he's lost in time or something, I haven't seen that one either. Or new Avatar. I think I wanna spend my whole Spring Break watching cartoons, at least the parts when I'm not in Mexico. Ditto to my entire summer, except when I'm gonna be in China. Wow... I sure go places.

Although now that I think about it, there are a LOT of new shows out now that really suck too, so whatever. -Lars

PS: Did you guys notice that we got up to 20,000 hits this morning? Thanks guys! Good on ya! :^)