February 1st, 2007
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     2/1/2007

Okay I've got a couple things to talk about today. Um... I think I had a haiku and some movies.

First the haiku:

"Rain"

Spring is here again
I can't skateboard through puddles
But my car is clean.

It sucks. Moving on to movies...

So I saw Pan's Labyrinth. Good movie, but like crazy.

Like I saw Saving Private Ryan, I saw Sin City, (did you know they're making a second one?) I saw Kill Bill, I thought I had seen every kind of R-Rated violence. But Pan's Labyrinth has a new kind of violence I hadn't seen before, a personal, unpitying kind of violence that get in your face and makes you throw your hands up in front of you, laugh uncomfortably and say "DUDE!"

Totally see it, but don't say I didn't warn you. Moving on...

Epic Movie is out. I haven't seen it but I want to, cuz while I don't especially enjoy the "Scary Movie" series, I really liked Date Movie and Not Another Teen Movie. (Definitely see Not Another Teen Movie if you haven't already, that should be at the top of your rental list.) So yeah, I'm optomistic.

I've seen some previews for The Host and that looks really interesting. It's a korean monster comedy, there's this korean family and "when the youngest is taken, they will take matters into their own hands" or something. I'm interested, might be worth some yucks and thrills.

Um... there was another one... oh Grindhouse. Quentin Tarantino and Roberto Rodriguez make two ridiculous action-horror movies and stick them together. I saw zombies and a chick with a machine gun/rocket launcher for a leg. Need I saw more?

Anyway, time for me to do that thing I do everyday... what's it called? Class. See you guys!