June 22nd, 2007
          The Guardian Collection

These comics were all originally published in the UCSD Guardian newspaper. I present
them now mostly because I went for so long without updating, sort of to hit the ground running.
You'll recognize the first two, as I simply redrew them for the Guardian, but the rest have never
been shown on the web.

Because this was a school newspaper, I tried to focus on subjects that students could relate to.

UC San Diego Parking Enforcement is a recurring annoyance for me.
I believe they are staffed entirely by gremlins, as I have never seen one.





I wrote this comic in hopes that Sierra Summit would start building less top-heavy
hamburgers, but to no avail.
The teaser at the end refers to the fact that the UCSD food court's only fastfood burger
franchise was Wendy's, which serves suspiciously square burger patties. Wendy's has since
been removed from the food court, so perhaps this comic made a difference after all.





This is a comic that makes people start naming names.



This comic is intended as real medical advice.
Open your ears ladies.



This comic is basically a transcript of a real conversation that happened at a time
when people really didn't know much about Obama.



UCSD is officially a "dry campus," but is actually most often referred to as a "dead campus."



Library walk runs through the center of campus, and somebody's always trying to make you
feel guilty about orphans or refugees or god.



As many of you already know or guessed, I have worked at a certain Panda-themed
chinese restaurant before. Friends of mine of the asian persuasion have asked me why
the customer in the comic wasn't an "asian blockhead," as it is typically asian students
who feel that chinese food should not be panda-themed. The answer is mainly that giving
blockheads ethnic races analogous to human races opens a whole other can of worms
that I really don't want to deal with.

But you can still picture that customer as asian if you like.







The Sun God Festival at UCSD is the one day a year that every student gets drunk
and wanders around campus. This T-shirt would likely be a big success there.



It's okay ladies I know you're not going to listen forget I said anything.



My last day of class I got one last parking ticket. Damn them.

6/22/2007 Wowie, been a month since I updated. It's almost as if I had a death in the family, a falling out with someone close to me, and crushing deadlines at school. Oh wait... :^P ANYWAY! Uh... summer is here, I'm home for the summer, sorta moving in, busy cleaning up my room, making it livable, looking at a lot of old projects, um, yeah.