SPECIES: Blockhead
DATE OF BIRTH: Created in April 1991.
AVG. HEIGHT: 3' 3" (not counting feelers)
AVG. WEIGHT: 61 lbs.
LOCATION: A lack of context or backgrounds.
SPECIALTIES: Needless violence, existential angst.
PROFILE: "I have drawn blockheads since the first grade.
The first one came into being on a sidewalk, with chalk. He was simply
four squares together, two of which were eyes and one held the mouth.
While their appearance has changed a bit over the years, (round eyes,
the addition of eyebrows, and a more polished look overall,) they
are essentially the same manic little jerks that they've always been.
While the subjects of endless doodles, they only first became
funny around the sixth grade, (1996,) and still would not have any
consistency in their humor until a couple years after that. At the
age of eleven, (I was 18,) blockheads made their internet debut at
LarsComics.com when the site was launched in 2002. Some of the older
strips have made it onto the site, (although a few of them didn't
deserve to,) and many have not. (Although some should have,
I'll have to find those.)
Despite occasional dry spells, I seem to keep churning 'em out.
Hence, I can only assume that the blockheads will continue to be the
unchallenged, unofficial spokespersons for the voices in my head."
-Lars Ingelman, 5/27/2004