FIRST NAME: Buck-Toothed (...or "Buck" for short.)

LAST NAME: Stick-Man

TITLE: Mr., (alt. "The Amazing...")

AGE: Unknown

HEIGHT: Two feet tall (62 cm)

WEIGHT: 53 lbs. (24 kg)

ETHNICY: White (color)

PLACE OF BIRTH: Unknown

PLACE OF RESIDENCE: Los Angeles, CA.

OCCUPATION: classified

SPECIALTIES: Leadership, Gunplay, Hand-to-hand combat, Government Cover-ups, Power Brokerage, Negotiation, High society, Secret society etc...

PROFILE: Buck-Toothed Stick-Man is a bucktoothed stickman. It is not known how or why, and no one seems to question it. What is known is that Buck lives alone in a mansion in the hills of LA. He is a very intelligent man, and closely follows the latest scientific trends, as well as many other interests. He also has a taste for the finer things in life, such as rare wines and fast cars.

While Buck may have originally acquired his wealth through other means, he currently makes a high six-figure income working for the government. Ultimately answering only to a handful of generals and occasionally the president, Buck is often charged with many of the more delicate matters of national security. He is subject to work on call for several intelligence agencies, and so usually finds himself in the places that he is most needed. This leads Buck to travel a lot. His work generally is not released to the public, although enough vague details have leaked through to grant him some notoriety.

In addition to keeping up on politics, Buck finds that his job requires him to keep himself in top physical and mental condition, as he occasionally must fight for his life. Years of martial arts training has made Buck incredibly quick and agile, and his speed allows him to deliver crushing blows as well as making him deadly with a handgun. Impressive as this might sound, Buck is only as strong as the average man. Even after all his training, he is still limited by his small frame.

All of Buck's clothes must be custom-made. While often nude, (which no one minds,) he is just as often wearing one of his own outfits. He feels that they help him to blend in with his surroundings.

Some of his favorite things to dress up for are philanthropic gatherings held by the extremely wealthy and the politically powerful. His contributions are generous but not exorbitant, as Buck is not nearly as wealthy as many of the other participants. In truth, Buck feels that his contributions to society come from his work, and considers these to be social events. And he enjoys the heck out of them. He has long intellectual discussions, flirts with beautiful debutantes, and rubs elbows with some of the most powerful men in the world. While he spreads himself a bit thin in order to maintain his influential social network, Buck is very well-liked at these functions, and parties his nights away in a manner befitting the best and the brightest.

Despite all this, Buck is also known to spend time with some kid named Lars. Lars is not exceptional in any way, nor is he related to anyone of global importance. Yet for the past year or so, Buck has been hanging out with him more and more. The question remains: Why?

 


FIRST NAME: Lars

LAST NAME: Ingelman

AGE: Barely 18

HEIGHT: Six foot even (185 cm)

WEIGHT: 165 lbs. (75 kg)

ETHNICY: Swedish-Mexican American

PLACE OF BIRTH: Santa Monica, CA.

PLACE OF RESIDENCE: Manhattan Beach, CA.

OCCUPATION: High School Senior

SPECIALTIES: None whatsoever.

PROFILE: Lars lives with his family in Manhattan Beach. He attends Mira Costa High School, and is expected to graduate on time, despite a somewhat weak academic performance. He drives a maroon 1990 Plymouth Voyager with woodtone side panels. It's a sexy old minivan, a.k.a. the Rocket Car, the Pimpmobile, and the Fairymobile. (That last one is an inside joke involving an unfortunate bumper sticker.)

Also, he enjoys eating taquitos and watching cartoons all day. And uh... he plays video games. Usually the kind where the goofy guy jumps around on stuff... that kind. Yeah.

Oh, and he goes on adventures with Buck too, and normally provides some type of comic relief. And, y'know, tries not to screw up too much.

As for who Lars is... well... he usually gives the impression of a blank slate. He spends most of his time in a confused cloud of ignorance and innocence, occasionally surfacing long enough to state the obvious.

For someone supposedly on the brink of adulthood, he still seems to have a lot to learn. What could account for his oblivious behavior? Could it be the result of some haunting episode from his past? Is it an act? What's really going on here?


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